Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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