dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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