I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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