awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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