the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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