If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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