we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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