And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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