What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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