I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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