I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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