Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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