dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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