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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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