Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
There's always time for handjobs
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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