We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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