White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
