He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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