its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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