just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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