Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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