She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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