The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
as a side note pls kill me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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