I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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