How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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