it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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