Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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