So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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