she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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