whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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