Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We have started to decorate penises.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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