I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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