So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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