I heard we made out
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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