You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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