Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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