Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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