Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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