Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
this will be a night to untag.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
