I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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