its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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