OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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