Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
