i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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