The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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