come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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