god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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