this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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