brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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