im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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