I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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