I wish my penis had an off switch
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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