i just wanna soil my oats bro
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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