Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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