New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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